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isetmysimsonfire:

"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul

(Source: interruptedbyanal, via panta-rhea)

secretlyademigod:

whisperingtoghosts:

looselipssinksubs:

twerkfred:

iggyzhong:

twerkfred:

psa

if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea

it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea

tea means dinner

we mean we are having dinner

ARE YOU SRS

YES

so then how do you invite someone for tea. with tea and scones and jam and stuff. that kind of tea. how are you supposed to phrase that?

"do you want to come over for a cuppa"

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

(Source: arlfed, via iwilljustkeepburning)

the-mikasa-ackermann:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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THIS POST JUST GOT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER

(via fagasaurusrexx)

wealthyhugepenis:

sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like

that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling

(via mylifeandotherstories)

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